based off this single pic someone could probably write a whole dissertation on the demise of American culture vis-a-vis gun hoarding paranoia.
but i’m being extreme.
anyway, immediately after seeing this pic i saved it as my desktop background and then went on a hunt for more photos and any info i could find on him.
i found: 
and 
then i started thinking this guy was a psychopath who could potentially be the next Tim McVey or Cho.
So naturally started digging deeper until I found this. it’s a gun lovers forum where these pics originated. it’s the kind of forum where people tell their favorite carbon AR-40 assault rifle jokes and warn about the coming resurrection.
but it turns out his pics were all taken as a joke by his wife 
(some guys on the site didn’t believe a guy that’s part neanderthal could have wife, so he took this pic to prove it).
but in the thread anonymous fans hailed him as the next internet phenom and he reveled in the attention. then in a series of posts he nonchalantly laments about his failing family life and how his wife cheated on him with his best friend, in the same house, while he was sleeping. he then goes on about how he doesn’t want to break up the kids and how he’s trying to work out things with his wife.
and what says reconciliation better than shooting guns with your family.
so long story short, he’s not such a freak. yeah he’s got an unhealthy gun obsession and looks awful in a speedo but at least he’s got a sense of humor and some family values. who knows if he’s a paranoid racist or religious nut, i think what this taught me was that the shorthand of internet imagery does very little more than entertain. i was so ready to say “those people” when i first saw his pic but then i realized that i got more in common with this guy than i’d ever like to admit.
Totally nerdtastic
I adore Pimpy!!! But I heard he was a she with 2 kids.
I belly laugh each and every time I see these pics, I say gimme more!!!
haha i did not save this as my desktop background but I was hunting this guy too after finding the first photo on myspace. I laughed so hard I had to know more. Thank you for saving me the time lol.
fan-freakin-tastic!!! more pics please!!
I wrote up this guy on my Men of Craigslist blog- seethatguy.blogspot.com/2009/01/fat-hairy-loves-guns.html
Now I want to know who posted the ad I saw!
HA! I’m glad everyone is as captivated by this guy as i was/am. I hope he understands how deeply he has touched the souls of complete strangers.
your a fucking fagot and need alot of help SHAVE you 40 year old virgin who talks to little girls all night in chat rooms on myspace
It’s a year later, and while there are some innaccuracies listed here the general jist of what went down is right. But most importantly, for the most part my family is doing pretty well. We are all mostly happy, though separated. As far as the pictures go it pleases me greatly when people can see these for what they are. A joke on the internet. Not to be taken seriously, and certainly not to be used to judge who I am or stand for. I’m quite anti-racist, do not suffer from paranoia, and am not affiliated with any organized religion. I just happen to enjoy collecting guns, and am thankful I have a place to talk about the hobby with people that aren’t insane tinfoil hat types. Also, if you must be insulting, please try and remain consistent. Please either choose homosexual, or pedophile after young girls but not both. You’ll be wrong either way, but at least this way you won’t look retarded doing it.
Thanks for responding and confirming the post. you’re a funny man and I wish you the luck in your gun collecting and guitar hero endeavors.
First learn to spell, it’s faggot and a lot. Why would little girls be in chat rooms all night? You homophobic narrow minded parasite.
I WANT TO SEE YOUR WIFE HOLDING A GUN.
im just wondering, what is his gamertag on Xbox live. i want to add him
come check out my gun’s on my profile on myspace..davidhernan36@yahoo.com..and tell me what you think…..
I don’t see any guns on your myspace.
u know whats wrong with these pics? NOTHING
I didn’t see a gun collection there. I didn’t see any gun pictures, actually.
Pretty sure I used to work with this guy, if so he is a moderately talented software engineer. Definitely crazy paranoid.
Is that a chain around his wife’s leg? Is she chained to the bed in his Mom’s basement there?
Weird.
omg sexy guy
he’s so hot. I want him in my bed 
When I saw the pic for the first time, I thought:
My goodness, he doesn’t have a rifle or a shotgun!
How can you be a “gun nut” without a rifle or a shotgun in your collection?
I found this “guy” on Craigslist. He was listed in the “wanted” ads for Xbox 360 Rockband guitars.
This hairy guy gun guitar pic is hilarious and I spread this pic around. But I must comment on this guys blog, whoever wrote this must be some sort of liberal. Just because you own guns does not mean you are paranoid, in fact, I think its people who don’t own guns that are weird. Many people consider target shooting a hobby, and hunting. Anyway, the guys collection is not over the top, it is actually a very small gun collection. And hes only got two guitars. Hes showing off his goods. All his goods. Good for him!
Simply spectacular. I really think this guy needs to appear on Tosh.0 at a minimum!!
Ooh I agree!
He gives us gun owners a bad rep!
This post is so old, and it is so full of win. This guy is awesome. I would hang out with him, shoot guns with him and wear speedos with him while shooting guns. No joke.
Just wait… crazy gun nut and his whore wife will end up in the papers. She must have big balls cheating on a guy with that many weapons in th ehouse.
The wife clearly has ankle cuffs on…I think there is more to this then meets the eye! LOL
They say the camera adds 10 or 20 pounds… Too bad it wasn’t 10 pounds of clothing.
does anyone know What his name is? as i just know him as Gunny,
That is Nancy Grace without her nasty blonde wig